From the centerfolds in Cat Fancy to the stars of cat food commercials, modern kittens are inundated with images of feline beauty that are almost impossible to achieve. I understand it’s hard to tell the difference these days between news and satire, but I’m still stunned that there are people who believe a book featuring a photo of giant birds sitting behind the President’s desk in the Oval Office is to be taken seriously. For example, in the section on online safety, the author observes that “Not having antivirus software on your computer is as reckless as not owning a machine gun to protect your home against burglars or jihadists.

When you finally do decide to have the talk with your cat, make sure it’s in a quiet place, free from distractions. We have seen reports that players in World of Warcat can cast spells, summon demons, and participate in virtual orgies with goat-legged satyrs. I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. after reading this book I have talked to my cat about gun safety and can now be sure that no matter what threat he comes across he will always be well and prepared to safely discharge any kind of firearm.Never forget: your kitten’s curiosity, clumsiness, mischievousness, and lack of problem-solving abilities can be a deadly combination! The author should be up front with his views and not try to push them by presenting them as humor or satire. I could see what it was trying to do—parody ultra-conservative pamphlets about how to protect your children. The first question many of you will be asking is, “Do I really need to teach my cat about gun safety? Cute, cuddly, graceful and all around appealing, who could do other than smile when faced with an adorable feline.

as far as masturbation goes, Some cats excel and redirect their sexual energies toward Jesus and being good, hardworking citizens, whereas others fail and want nothing more in life than to bat at their genitals as if they were a ball of yarn. There are almost one hundred million cats living in American households, and untold millions more loosely organized into feral militias. captioned: Above is a depiction of the inevitable nightmare that awaits our great nation should we fail to teach our cats about evolution and creationism. All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up. They desire nothing more, and if your cat has not been trained to respect the power of a firearm, they may try to use your gun to do it!It never really goes beyond simple one-note mockery of conservatism and Christianity, and, honestly, as funny as the concept seems like it might be, I never really laughed the entire time I was reading it. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions.